The “real” story of Robin Hood defies our expectation. He is not a heroic thief taking from the rich and giving to the poor. He makes it his principle to rob only the women, the poor, the elderly, and the disabled because the others are too difficult to deal with. His sidekick Tuck has a crush on him. Robin Hood is politically incorrect, misogynist, and prone to getting pissed on. His dream is to open a hookers’ bar. After the king’s death, the young prince is manipulated by the villainous sheriff. The people pay too much tax, that making Robin Hood’s business bad. He plans to rob the Tax Office to fund his dream. Coincidentally, he encounters the Sherwood Gang, who have upset motto: rob the rich to help the poor, have the same idea of robbing the Tax Office. Can Robin Hood become a true member of the Sherwood Gang？

這個羅賓漢不是大眾所熟悉的俠盜，而是詐騙集團首腦，專搶劫老弱婦孺。親密戰友Tuck暗戀他良久，介意自己同時具備同性戀猶太裔阿拉伯人身材短小的身份。羅賓漢政治極為不正確，歧視女性，夢想開妓院。自從國王死後，行政長官挾年幼王子，魚肉百姓，民不聊生，連帶使羅賓漢生意蕭條，萌生搶國家稅收的念頭。此時他誤打誤撞在森林救了獨自撫養兒子的Marian，還認識一幫劫富濟貧的綠林好漢。綠林好漢能否使羅賓漢改邪歸正，成為真．英雄呢？